wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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