i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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