Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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