Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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