if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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