Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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