Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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