I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Are my feet made of real feet?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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