Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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