Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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