we have officially lost it.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so let's talk penis.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
