There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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