"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Enjoy the penises
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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