Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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