id be glad to
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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