Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize