Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
50% drunk capacity currently
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
