I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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