Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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