I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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