She just used a chaser for red wine.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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