I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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