Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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