At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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