Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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