That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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