Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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