She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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