have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
whose ass print is on the piano?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
