Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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