im gay
i know
yea but for you.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
