Do you still have your period?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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