and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
