ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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