Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The air taste purple.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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