well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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