Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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