Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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