Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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