the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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