I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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