so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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