Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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