Too much gin, very little bucket
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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