8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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