I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You're like the curious george of whores
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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