i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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