You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Randomize