no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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