idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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