People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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