my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Randomize
