sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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