I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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