I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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