After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
