No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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