ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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