Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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