I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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