32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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